Tick Toc Cheap Schlock

A lovely resin horse-clock whose tail waves back and forth in time with the seconds! What does it do, poop at the top of the hour???

Duuuurrrrrrrr

"I like stuff...duuuuurrrrrh...."

(I guess it's the brown foamy stuff that disturbs me...almost as much as the slack, malformed lower lip)

Seeing Spots Can Be A Symptom Of Brain Damage!

So can seeing flattened ears, impossibly bent necks, noodle boneless legs, ridiculous tails, and spotting like no living creature on earth could sport!



It's even more fearsome in close-ups!


Either it's got a case of "The Snots", or had been eating the shaving cream again!

So, Timmy...Do You Like Gladiator Movies?

Disturbing...on many levels.

YARRRRRRGH!

I HAVE TEETH!! YARRRRRRGH!


The rest of me is freaky-scary too! YARRRRGH!

Starved Old Nags Revisted

I still can't figure out the appeal of depicting old, decrepit, starving abused neglected glue-factory bound nags as a decorative items. But somebody bought them, somebody got paid to make 'em...that's even more disturbing than the ole' nags!


Saggy and ribby at the same time!


And the other side...

And THIS is a first (for me)...a bony old nag with a bony old rider!!



So disturbing, he's kinda cute!

Feed 'em Oats, Not Spaghetti

A diet high in linguini is the only explanation for those back legs!