Yeah, if you're Marilyn Manson!

Merry Christmas! And what better way to celebrate than with a family of Goth Holiday Horsies!
This set can be yours for a mere $140 BIN on eBay! Don't all rush now!

Spotted Pig-Horse

They say the Tapir is related to the Horse. Seeing this thing, I believe it!

Thanks to Suzanne Feld for this Dollar Store Beauty!

From the Fu-Glii Dynasty

Showing that Disturbing is International, this is a souvenir direct from Mainland China! Marxism = Disturbing Equines!

GYAARRRRRR!

Thanks to StockStillStables on Model Horse Blab for this, er, contribution!

Tick Toc Cheap Schlock

A lovely resin horse-clock whose tail waves back and forth in time with the seconds! What does it do, poop at the top of the hour???

Duuuurrrrrrrr

"I like stuff...duuuuurrrrrh...."

(I guess it's the brown foamy stuff that disturbs me...almost as much as the slack, malformed lower lip)

Seeing Spots Can Be A Symptom Of Brain Damage!

So can seeing flattened ears, impossibly bent necks, noodle boneless legs, ridiculous tails, and spotting like no living creature on earth could sport!



It's even more fearsome in close-ups!


Either it's got a case of "The Snots", or had been eating the shaving cream again!

So, Timmy...Do You Like Gladiator Movies?

Disturbing...on many levels.