Disturbing Equines

Welcome, Curious Spectator! This blog is a spin-off of my totally obscure Disturbing Equines web site, devoted to highlighting the lowlights of the horse figurine world, whether created by global manufacturing, or mutilated by well-meaning but misguided artistes. Don't be offended if you spot a horse you may own or have had a hand in creating. This blog is to celebrate the horses that otherwise might be discarded or disparaged. Celebrate the Disturbing Equine with us!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Imitation Isn't Always Flattering

This is a copy of the Breyer Stablemate Thoroughbred Mare the same way the mutated clones of Ripley in "Alien 3" were copies of Sigourney Weaver!

Thanks to Jennifer P., who has a lot of Disturbing Equines apparently!

Playing With Mommy's Makeup, or MURDER

Jury's still out as to whether that's lipstick or blood!

Thanks to Jennifer P. again!

Wrong Way Wainright

Backwards Knees, it's what's hot this season!

Thanks to Jennifer P. for this disturbing equine!

Is That A Leg Or Are You Happy To See Me?

I hope that's just a mis-placed leg...I really, sincerely hope that's all it is!

Thanks to Jennifer P. for this great find!

Friday, November 5, 2010

Aaaargggghllllll....Doughnuts...

"Marge! I want to snuggle!"

Bristling Mad

He'd be either very comfy to ride bareback...or fatal!

STELLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!

Greatly suffering injured horse? Evil undead spawn from hell emerging from the grave? Victim of an icy cold rectal thermometer?

Git A LONNNNNNNG Little Dogie

Must be a Saddlebred.

You Talkin' To Me? Are ya huh?

I think it's the pugnacious underbite that telegraphs all sorts of 'tude!

SQUEEEEEEEEEE

It's sooo keeeeyooooooot! I bet it'd just prance and dance right up to your face and entertain you with its sweet cuteness....right before it RIPS YOUR THROAT OUT!