If Wallace and Gromit had a horse...

This would probably be what it would look like!

Hm....boobs on a horse. O-kay.

Small Pox is Never Pretty

Especially as bulging red pustules on a pink horse's butt!!

What Happens When You Breed an Alien with Hidalgo?

This. Unfortunately. I wonder if he bleeds acid.

Yeah, if you're Marilyn Manson!

Merry Christmas! And what better way to celebrate than with a family of Goth Holiday Horsies!
This set can be yours for a mere $140 BIN on eBay! Don't all rush now!

Spotted Pig-Horse

They say the Tapir is related to the Horse. Seeing this thing, I believe it!

Thanks to Suzanne Feld for this Dollar Store Beauty!

From the Fu-Glii Dynasty

Showing that Disturbing is International, this is a souvenir direct from Mainland China! Marxism = Disturbing Equines!

GYAARRRRRR!

Thanks to StockStillStables on Model Horse Blab for this, er, contribution!

Tick Toc Cheap Schlock

A lovely resin horse-clock whose tail waves back and forth in time with the seconds! What does it do, poop at the top of the hour???