Pull Tape From My Butt!

And tear it off on my head!

JOHN! MARY!

Oooohhhhh John! Oooooooh Mary! Ohhhhhh John! Ooooooh Mary!!

A Hunker Hunker Burning Love

A timely DE, as we all must hunker down in these trying economic times!

Disturbingly Cute

This would be kinda cute if it didn't look like it was crossed with Frankenstein's Pit Bull!

Amazing Wooden Articulated Horse From Hell

I wanted one of these when I was in art school...granted, not one quite so disturbing!

I'm so Pretty, and so Disturbing!

A Bratz Horz cross-bred with a Barbie Horse and partially cloned into an Aardvark embryo. That's the best I can come up with!

Hmmm. Someone's allergic and has to stay away from horses?

The perfect solution if you want to ride a horse, yet stay as far away from them as possible!